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Ken Grace's avatar

You know the great (alleged) Oscar Levant quote about virginity? He once said, "Doris Day? I knew her before she was a virgin."

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Joel Neff's avatar

And to think that only a few decades later Madonna would tell us that losing her virginity was a career move. The times, they do change.

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Theory Gang's avatar

You forgot about how it's an old fellows club, largely, and so fellowships are for people already loosely associated with the other fellows. More meretricious than meritorious, sadly. Anyway hope you get it. I applied for two in the last year, but alas I am not fellowly.

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Joel Neff's avatar

You'll always be my favorite fellow. Now let's go climb a mountain and bewail our virginity together.

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